What is allowed on the catwalk is not always appropriate in life. This also applies to men's fashion. Fortunately, most representatives of the stronger sex rarely suffer from a passion for designer delights. And yet discouraging epidemics happen!
Unpleasant men's trends
Whether under the influence of screen images, or under the influence of would-be fashion designers, sometimes men look so that their companions find themselves in the position of the wife of the hero of Molière’s “The Bourgeois in the Nobility”: the roguish tailor allegedly dressed Mr. Jourdain in the latest court fashion, and Madame Jourdain was afraid to let him go dressed What a scarecrow my husband was going to town!
Breast showing
This custom has come back from oblivion in recent months along with the fashion for a T-shirt tucked into jeans - sometimes its V-neck is too deep. The alcoholic T-shirt and the shirt unbuttoned almost to the navel have a similar effect.
Of course, the trend of Hollywood and the focus on handsome men from Playboy could not be avoided. But the question is: imitating screen heroes, do men follow their example in their ability to take care of themselves?? Another regional Casanova, who is overly fond of beer, does not seem to notice that the bra of a teenage girl, or even an adult young lady, will soon be suitable for his breasts! A sunken chest does not look any better. It happens that all this is also covered with dense thickets - a spectacle that is clearly not for everyone!
However, the owner of a muscular torso should be moderate in his excessive desire to expose it - such a defiant demonstration is more likely to repel than attract.
Huge unkempt beard
Peter the Great has been remembered often lately, and not in connection with the opening of a window to Europe, but in connection with his custom of personally cutting off the beards of those who continued to wear them in defiance of the decree with an ax. Too many “violators” have gotten divorced!
While growing “beauty” on their faces, many pseudo-fashionists completely forget: hair, no matter where it grows, needs care! The result is a washcloth-like beard “a la cabman” sticks out in all directions, sometimes contradicting the laws of symmetry. The only thing worse than this is a thin beard, which turns a man’s face into… a goat’s face!
Interesting! Psychiatrists to this day consider beards and long hair to be one of the signs of disorders like schizophrenia.
Many “torn” elements in the image
There are “specimens” on the street, holes and frayed edges of clothing that are visible everywhere:
- on the knees and elbows;
- on cuffs and hems;
- on collars and pockets.
Sometimes a suspicion creeps in: wasn’t the global economic crisis the reason for the fashion for flaw that returned from the 80s? However, the price of supposedly shabby items dissuades this.And it only increases the bewilderment at the sight of a ragamuffin with protruding knees, blue from the cold. Plus, hairy and skinny.
Men's jacket-fur coat
This outfit associated with the image of a pimp, and yet there are those who want to try it on. When a rock star does this, it comes as no surprise: outrageousness is an eternal companion of show business. A mere mortal (even one who can pay for a beaver jacket or a llama jacket) looks rather ridiculous in such an outfit.
Advice! Don't have the strength to part with natural fur? Stick to a furry collar on a longline, shearling-lined jacket.
Jacket and shorts
Important! A similar gross violation of business style is a tie worn with a shirt with short sleeves.
This combination is reminiscent of the situation “I’ll either go to work or to the beach.” Perhaps this is how a summer business suit for men was intended, but it is extremely difficult to imagine an office where such a dress code would take root. If you still happen to be flattered by such an ensemble, it is better to break it down according to different styles:
- match the jacket with trousers of a similar color;
- for shorts - a T-shirt or an untucked polo shirt.
Oversized items
Blazers and jackets seem to be three sizes too large, trousers that give the impression of falling... Baggy clothes don’t suit anyone, and a man dressed like a teenager from a tramp neighborhood, where things were passed from older to younger, can at best evoke a desire to pity and feed. If this was not the specific goal of a kind of “masquerade”, it is better to shake up the things and leave only what fits.
Shorts too short
What is beautiful on young ladies (who, by the way, are already accustomed to depilating their legs), does not suit their companions at all - the feeling as if someone jumped out on the streets in family shorts, especially if the color is “cheerful”. In addition, if the majority of ladies still take into account the features of their figure and do not strive to show off their bad legs, then this does not seem to concern men: their legs are skinny, short and downright crooked!
Pink or lilac things
A guy dressed in the colors of a first-grader girl will probably make someone smile. Most girls simply won’t appreciate it!
Interesting! The fashion for similar colors existed earlier – Fitzgerald’s Gatsby sported a pink suit. True, those around him rated it about the same as the notorious crimson jacket in the 90s.
Ribbed jeans
The fashion for skinny jeans has spread to men before. But narrow does not mean tight. Leggings were once a part of the men's wardrobe (they were worn, for example, in the Napoleonic era, and by Napoleon himself), but those days are gone.
Lots of jewelry
A bunch of bracelets rattling on the wrist, fingers studded with rings, a massive chain, evoking memories of “that oak tree” - either a young man, or a New Year tree! This has nothing to do with masculinity. Yes, and there is not enough taste in this!
By the way! Massive flashy belt buckles are also not in fashion these days.
Tin on the catwalk: trends that are unlikely to reach the public
Sometimes designers get carried away to places where they lose touch with reality. The display of other collections is reminiscent of the situation with a circus that left, forgetting its clowns.
A mannequin walks down the catwalk wearing a white T-shirt sticking out of a black Friday-Saturday sweater and wearing pink shorts.But the highlight is not in them: something resembling a light green swimsuit bra with ties hangs around the neck, and something like a pareo flutters around the hips.
The other - muscular and bearded - proudly parades in blue leggings, a jacket with multi-colored stripes, and his head is crowned with a pink helmet, the shape of which is clearly borrowed from the uniform of Wehrmacht soldiers.
The third was dressed in a burlap skirt with a torn cut, a sweater reminiscent of a wardrobe of antisocial elements and platform sandals. The ensemble is complemented by a semblance of a hat, reminiscent of a stork’s nest - just behold, a bird will fly out!
How can one take an article from this author seriously if he calls the avant-garde a circus?
High fashion is modern art, but only on the catwalk.
I advise the author not to write any more articles about fashion if he doesn’t even have basic knowledge.
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