Can a man with a beer belly be fashionable?

When there is no measure in food and beer,
Then gradually (this is no secret),
The beer belly is growing by leaps and bounds.

How to dress a man with a beer belly

Vodyanoy got together somehow
For an evening meeting of fairy-tale creatures.
He promised to be modest, without pretensions.

But still the pot-bellied water-drinker began to think
About what he will wear for the evening.
I haven’t seen my friends for, like, a hundred years -
He must be dressed to the nines!

Ignore the problem or admit it?

First I looked into my old wardrobe,
Put on a suit. Stands and scratches his forehead:
- Did the jacket shrink during washing, is it an infection?

No, it won’t work, I see it right away,
And the style has long been outdated.
He took his smartphone and sat down on a stump:
– Maybe I’ll find the answers on the Internet.
What is the priority for men now?

He found a forum and typed into the chat:
– Are there any fashionable guys here?
What do prominent men wear these days?
Free, and not family men...

The answer came:
– You jeans fit your figure
Buy it, and everything will be fine,
Up - T-shirt, down - sneakers.
Here, catch my cool photos.

“I want that too,” thought Vodyanoy,
And immediately ordered an outfit (almost like this).
I paid for express delivery by card,
And an hour later I received my order
(Luckily, he lived near the capital).

The fat man put on jeans and a T-shirt,
And - to the mirror. No, something is wrong here:
The belly is huge, bare, and the navel
It sticks out treacherously, like a whistle coming out of your mouth.

And he realized that it was not a matter of shrinkage, -
There seems to be a problem with the figure.
He sighed and picked up his smartphone again.
Look for answers (what a dream this is).

“Alice,” he read in the corner, and in response:
I suddenly heard:
- Hello!
How can I help you?
- There is a problem…
- Everything will be found! What theme?

- Alice, how can you hide your belly with clothes?
“I’m already looking,” the smart bot answered.
And he gave the poor fellow a bunch of links.
The sources are each cooler than the other.

What is better not to wear?

He learned: not every thing will work,
The one who grew a beer belly.
Only slim people with a flat tummy
There is a horizontal stripe.
The high waist of the trousers will emphasize
An inappropriately protruding belly,
It is also better to avoid low landings,
So as not to give reasons for jokes.

You don’t even have to try on your robe -
It will look sloppy.
And if things get tight,
Again the belly will stick out.

And the large print is not in the theme, and the length
It should not be level with the waist or higher.
Everything is exaggerated, Bermudas and culottes
The volume will not be reduced one iota.

What will happen?

But here it goes,” our hero reads further, “
A suit, more spectacular - three-piece, straight cut.
Shirt, tie, mid-rise trousers:
Any woman, taking a look, will sigh furtively.

Jacket, T-shirt, trousers are also an option -
A casual lover will be happy with this,
So long as it’s not too small and doesn’t dangle.
All that remains is to remind you about stylish shoes.

Jeans are not prohibited - as long as they are
They are not skinny or riding breeches.
A fashionable checked shirt to make everyone freeze,
When you come to a cafe with a girl.

As for the rest - the more vertical,
All the better. And in the colors so that there is contrast,
Don't forget about the details,
Everything that will add charm to the image.

I decided to check out the Water Advice in action,
He bought new clothes with his entire salary...
At the evening everyone was simply stunned:
Still would! He was the most stylish there
(I even drove home with Rusalka).

The moral of this fable is this: the one
Who, knowing about his problem, does not spit
Fashion and don’t follow it blindly,
She won’t buy something that will look ridiculous.

Don’t rush to buy a fashionable item:
Take a better look at your figure.
Don't be afraid to ask for advice
To someone who has at least a little understanding of this.